Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.

Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed your favorite didn't make the list, shut up and go away) by taste.
Tags: sweeteners, sugar, stevia, ass cancer, xylitol, aspartame