Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

I have a pet theory that all the nasty, super bitter India Pale Ales coming from micro/craft breweries are the result of a secret wager between them all, with the goal being to see who can make the most undrinkable swill and still have hipsters overpay for it and pretend it's good.