Quote of the moment:
Rubik, the guy with the eponymous cube, is still alive. With your help, though...

Yeah, I get in trouble sometimes when I underestimate the ability of frozen pizza products to keep their seemingly fantastic promises.
I should have learned from my debacle with Bagel Bites. Yeah, when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime... then all of a sudden you're eating pizza bagels in the middle ages, being accosted by plague doctors. Sheesh.